2003 must have been a tough creative year for Woody Allen. He had nothing going on so when some film students sent him a terrible parody of one of his own films he decided to buy it off of them and release it as his own. That must have happened, right? I mean, Woody Allen has made bad films but not this bad. Right?
(Not that it would have saved this script but why was this film set in 2003, when everything about it -- the dialogue, the psychoanalysis, the vinyl records -- screams no later than 1971. Was he too lazy to hire a costume designer and set this move in the past?)